Somebody tell me why Kerry supported the Patriot Act. I'm a writer. Oddly, I oppose a law that might put me in jail. I wrote a little skit in which the Bush twins, after falling all over themselves catch Osama bin Laden in a ski lodge in Aspen. I emailed it to several of my friends. Now, I wonder when they'll come for me. Kerry swore to uphold the constitution, more than once I think! Why did he support a bill that trashes it?

(Oh, copies of the skit supplied on request. It's a musical set to some old time rock and roll songs. The Bush twins song Working USA is pretty funny, even if I did write it.)