......so, what you ladies need to do is take TWO of those thongs and tie 'em together...with a little creative adjustment, they could be used as the TOP half of a costume.....and those of us who wait YEARS to use a pun could serenade you with that old classic....

ready?......

"Thongs for the Mammaries"

*ducking bottles as I head for a back booth with a mug of IPA*