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Thread #66174   Message #1111673
Posted By: GUEST,Corridus
07-Feb-04 - 10:17 PM
Thread Name: BS: Stir Crazy: A Hamster Goes Mad Slowly
Subject: RE: BS: Stir Crazy: A Hamster Goes Mad Slowly
Things were proceeding nicely. Then I got into a territorial fight with some stupid mouse! He thinks he owns the whole catacombs. We had words over it, as rodents do, and then we got in a nasty fight. This little son-of-a-gun could really fight! It was nip and tuck there for awhile, but I finally drove him off. Now I discover that he's been stealing my seeds. ARRRGH!!! He says I am the ugliest mouse he's ever seen in his life, but he hasn't SEEN ugly yet!!! There are worse things in life than gigantic Monsters with bad taste in music after all. Considering the size of these catacombs you would think that there'd be room for more than one rodent in here. Yes, you would think so. But maybe not. I am now transferring bits of shredded cloth and paper to make a nice cosy nest, and if I see that mouse again he had better watch it.

When I last saw Mullet-Head he was lying insensibly on the floor smelling of beer and snoring loudly. Talk about a distasteful sight! These Monsters have no sense of nestkeeping whatsoever. They live in absolute squalor.

Corridus