As a child in school (a thousand years ago) we used to sing:

Lady of Spain I adore you
pull down your pants, I'll explore you....

and (I'm looking over a four leaf clover):

I'm getting over a big hangover that I got the night before,
First came the whisky and then came the gin
Then came the redhead who wouldn't give in
There's no explaining the blonde remaining
'Cause she's on the bedroom floor -
I'm getting over a big hangover that I got the night before!

and:

'Twas on the isle of Capri that I found her
She was naked and tied to a tree
I could not resist the temptation
And now she's a mother of three!

Ah - the follies of childhood!

Snigger snigger.....
Cheers
JennieG