Some of you may remember this one:

PUKKA SAHIB
Sketch by Reginald Purdell (1940)
(Based on The Green Eye of The Little Yellow God by Milton Hayes)

The Reciter... Stanley Holloway
The Colonel... Leslie Henson
The Major..... Cyril Richard

http://www.monologues.co.uk/Pukka_Sahib.htm

Eugene