The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #12393   Message #1113729
Posted By: Annie
10-Feb-04 - 11:07 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req/Add: I Gotta Find a Woman with a Chainsaw
Subject: RE: I Gotta Find a Woman with a Chainsaw
Jim finds a woman with a chainsaw:

My friend Jim called tonight.
Jim is 87.
He is sorry he didn't cut up that little oak I fell for him.
That operation on his shoulder made his arm weaker than he thought.
So he put the chainsaw in his vice and used starter fluid.
While it was running he put it in the trunk of his Buick.
But it stopped running on the drive down.

So he's real sorry, and would I mind starting it for him tomorrow?