Dat's a filt'y lie! I take a sho-WER ever-EE day and I don't stink! Welll...o-kay! Some Canadien politician do stink maybe, but I don't! I tell you one 'ting...dat guy Paul Martin 'e got a kind of funny smell about 'im sometime, so maybe you got a point dere. In fact I t'ink I smell a beeg rat in da parliament buil-DING, dat's what I t'ink, but I am not naming any names. No sir! Dat's because I am compassion-ATE and I love Canada too much to stir up dat kind of con-trover-SEE! You better believe dat! I t'ink you people oughta stop pointing da finger at dose you E-lect and try taking a look in da mirror sometime! Den you gonna see somet'ing you maybe didn't expect, mon ami...

- Jean, da little guy from Shawinigan, and da best damn leader you are ever gonna have in dis con-TREE!