Should I buy or sell? What's the latest Dow Jones on .44 magnums? God, I got a ton of 'em and I'd sure like to know whether or not to hold. Maybe I can sell short...nah, I'd take a bath. Somebody tell me what to do!

Oh, wait, it's Saturday here and the markets are closed for the weekend.




(LH: I have a cavalry saber and a bow -- recurve, 45 lbs. draw -- and I'm seriously thinking about another sword, either a Viking repro or a rapier repro.)