I can see the GUI now -- you answer questions along the lines of "How many "Grow your Penis" mails did you get today? How many "Double your cup size"? How many "Generic Viagra"? How many "Tax on Email" threats? How many "Send this to everyone you know ..." mails?
Then, based on the survey, you do a complex calculation like unto the coins of the I Ching and bingo!! An obscure all encompassing future is yours!