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Thread #59418   Message #1116346
Posted By: Amos
15-Feb-04 - 10:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
What I want to know is when is BWL going to apologize for his scurrilous association of accordions with fouled undies?? That is really sub-par, and must be answered for!! My rapier whips the wind in ravenous expectation, sir!!

Methinks your attention is so fixed on dirty boxers that you must, yourself, have treadmarks in your spotted past. Nothing but guilt could account for so obsessive a fixation on underwear begrimed; whether for sins committed or merely wrongful accusations from an equally obsessed grandparent, there is no telling.

But in the fresh open air of this forum, no guilt need   prevail! Only ask, and all shall be forgiven!! Your only burden is to disavow this onerous and misleading tie between a fine upstanding instrument and an embarrassing history of social errors and laundry-making. Say it ain't so, Brother Dub, I implore you -- step forth and be cleansed of your madness!

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