Here's mine:

A THOUGHT FOR THE DAY > Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole upside the head.

Thanks Kat, for your posting. There are many individuals through the years who fought for rights we enjoy today. I am thankful for the right to print forthright, honest, and jovial obscenity, and haha jokes like the one above......

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