Jaysus, Joseph and Mary. BillD, where do you find this stuff?
Bobjack: Recipe for Spam. Get really, really hungry. Take the Spam loaf and coat it with a mixtue of brown sugar and Keen's mustard. Place cloves (about twenty) into the roast. Cook it. Eat it. (No, take out the cloves first.) This goes well with alcohol, any kind. If you don't drink, learn. In a pinck, haev about 12 ounces with the meal. In a pinch, don't have the meal.