A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot's voice comes over the intercom:
   "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto."
   However, he forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear the conversation in the cockpit...

   Co-pilot: "Well, Skipper, what are your plans for the night in Toronto?"

   Pilot: "Firstly, I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a great big stinky dump! Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the big tits out for dinner. I'll wine her and dine her, then I plan to take her back to my room and bang her all night long."

   Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisles trying to get a look at the new stewardess. But she is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's carry-on bag and down she goes.
   The old lady leans over and says, "No need to hurry dear. He says he's gotta have a shit first."