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I thought you colonials might like this !Bev Lawton.
Medical Student A medical student specializing in pathology truly wanted to excel in his applied studies. Without fail, everyday he would visit the school's path lab following his classes, to do extra work.
One evening he uncovered a cadaver only to notice a cork plugging its rectum. Curious, he removed the cork, only to hear, "On the road again, I just can't wait to get on the road again..." Startled, he replaced the cork.
Curiosity soon got the best of him and he once again removed the cork. Again, he heard the same song, "On the road again, I just can't wait to get on the road again..."
This was just too much, he could stand it no more. He replaced the cork, covered the cadaver and raced upstairs to his professor's office.
He persuaded the man to accompany him back to the lab. Once there, the student again uncovered the cadaver and displayed the corked rectum. The professor looked puzzled. When the student removed the cork, the same song emanated, "On the road again, I just..."
Obviously suprised, the professor decided to phone the music department, since this was clearly out of his league.
The Choral Conductor made a quick appearance and once again, when the student popped the cork, the relentless tune, "On the road again, I just..." came forth.
The conductor looked bored and began to walk away. The student was aghast at this casual response. He said to the conductor, "Don't you find this amazing?"
The conductor replied, "Not really, most any asshole can sing country."