£57???? What a rip-off!!!!!! There are sessions all over the world (most of which I've been to) where you can learn how to be as good as me for nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If any player has got £57 to burn on such a pointless excercise, they can just put it behind the bar at the Geriatric Eel and Pram whilst us experinced sessioneers rip along with gay abandon!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed!!!!

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