Bruce Utah Phillips told it as if he was working a night shift in a mortuary & they brought a body in with cotton stuffed in it's rear. Same thing happened to him. He called his boss & woke him out of a sound sleep & said, "You've gotta get down here. Strange stuff is going on." The boss walked in a half hour later all dissheveled with one shoe on and half asleep. He listened as the cotton was removed. Then he angily yelled, "You didn't get me down here at 3:00 A.M. just to hear some asshole sing "Moon River", did you?"

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