Hell, I don't blame Ken for wantin' out. Barbie always gets all the cool stuff like the Dreamhouse and the sports cars. What has Ken ever gotten? A tennis racket? Shit, if I were him I woulda been gone long ago.

Anyway, there's that new series of dolls called "Brats" and they're all a buncha slutty hoe-bags. A guy like Ken can probably have his way with as many of them as he wants.