The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church.
They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance.
All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says, "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the church ?"
"No," said the priest, "There are no midget nuns in the church."
A little time passed and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the priest.
Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the city?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church." says the priest.
Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay of the priest.
Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the county?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the county, in the city, and no midget nuns in the church." exclaimed the priest, obviously upset. The dwarfs continue their interference.
Dopey stands up and asks, "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the country?"
The priest, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the church, in the city, in the state, no midget nuns in the country, there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"
Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church,
"Dopey f-ked a penguin. Dopey f-ked a penguin. Dopey f-ked a penguin."