"I saw this one girl? And she wore her hair down like this? When she was in that coffee shop down on Fourth Street? Where they serve that huge double latte with the colored sprinkles? And she was wearing one of those sweaters? Like the ones you see on "Buffy"? Only hers was..."

Gee, I so rarely get the chance to be pedantic amidst the scholars of mudcat, but I believe you have the tense wrong. It should read:

"So, I see this one girl? And she's like wearing her hair like, whatever. And she's, like, in that coffee shop? on Fourth Street? Where they serve, like, sprinkles and whatever? And she's,like, wearing on of those sweaters? Like the ones you see o Buffy? Only her's was....   .......bitch!