Off the west coast of Ireland, one morning there was seen,
As plain as any pikestaff, a German submarine.
The coast guard Mahoney fell over in a fit.
Said Paddy McGinty's goat, "It's time for me to do my bit."
He dived into the water as frisky as a whale,
Swam around the U-boat wagging his little tail.
He up with his horn and he stuck it in the boat,
And sent the Huns to Helgoland, did Paddy McGinty’s goat...