I'm running as an independent.

I'll do plastic surgery so I'll fit the image your looking for.
I'll start my own religion (only singing and dancing allowed)
I'll eliminate poverty and/or homelessness.
There will be no war.
There will be education and health care for all.
I'll protect the environment.
World hunger will be solved.
Liars will be prosecuted.
Racists will be imprisoned.

I need a campaign manager. I promise to be benevolent.

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