The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #67163   Message #1120719
Posted By: Peace
21-Feb-04 - 06:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!
Subject: RE: BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!
Depends on who ya ask.

Southerner shot the left wings off a fly at a hundred yards.
Northerner shot the left leg off another fly at a hundred yards.
Canadian shot at a fly a hundred yards away and the fly kept goin'. When the Southerner and Northerner laughed at him, he turned to them and said, "Yes, but he will reproduce no more."