Bobert, where are you? I need someone to agree with me on this.

brucie, You agreed to be my campaign manager, not my financial advisor. Who needs Monsanto's money. The grassroots of the world will choke the life out of those puny, little, genetically modified, seeds and we will live on bread alone.

I desperately need a press secretary. I have absolutely no tact and now that I'm on the campaign trail, I have to be more careful what I say. I can't even post for fear of offending someone. Oh yeah...

Anyone who's caught with a cigar will be tried for concealing a biological weapon! If found guilty, bring him to me.

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