brucie - this is getting serious. I better PM you so that I don't put my foot in my mouth again. Naw - takes too much time.

Religion???? How about telling them I only eat wild meat that has been killed and butchered by friends or family? No pork - that will make the Jews and Moslems, happy. No beef in honour of the sacred cow of the Punjab (and because I might go mad). No poultry because we know Asia is really pissed off about the chickens (civit cats are also out). Isn't Jesus the lamb of God? Can't do mutton, either.

Tell them I only eat fish (not farmed) and bread (not genetically modified) out of respect for my people.

Do you think Raptor will approve? I really need him on my team.

Yes you may choose a hat. A Mexican sombrero, a Canadian toque or a cowboy hat. Otherwise you'll have to wear that Nike baseball cap.
Ask Sorcha. She'll know what to do.

This is soooooo stressful. Bring me a glass of blood - I mean, er, ahem, wine.

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