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Thread #67174   Message #1121212
Posted By: Peace
22-Feb-04 - 02:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: elect me for president
Subject: RE: BS: elect me for president
Sounds good. I have no idea what we're doing, but that then qualifies me to be either Secretary of Defense or Secretary of the Interior. If you drink blood, that will get the vampire vote; however, we need the blood donor votes, too. So, maybe modify that statement and sy "only type AB neg. They make up less than 5% of the population and it won't offend the vampires--other than those working as CEOs of multi-nationals.

We still don't know where the VP is, but by all means, get Raptor on board. We need genius to pull this coup off. Oh, yeah, in the event that polls determine the nation isn't ready for a female president, are you willing to undergo elective surgery? If not, will you admit to standing up when you piddle?

BM