My hat, dianavan, is off to any woman who pees over the side of a boat.

I am more than willing to handle personal one-on-one interviews with BOUDICCA'S warrior maidens. (Things are gettin' difficult here with LH keepin' all the blow-up dolls an' everything.) After the interviews they will have to find a new noun, but their adjectives will remain intact. (I will NOT smoke or even mention cigars.) If I get lucky, would that qualify me to be Secretary of the Interior?

BOUDICCA: How many wm's we talkin' about here. I'm 56 years old and I don't wanna 'bite off more than I can chew' if you'll pardon the expression.

However, daydreams aside, dianavan is gonna be the boss, so any decisions as to positions will have to be run by her.