Happy Birthday Skarp!!!

Turning 40 ain't bad!!! Just as long as you know the schedule and are prepared in advance. The main thing you need to know is that 6 days after you turn 40, your Crank will fall off unless you hold onto it all day. I was lucky and had been warned but other guys like Joe Offer watched in amazement as their manhood dropped off and rolled down a storm drain. Keep a firm grip on reality.

Nothing to worry about after that until you turn 50 and they start running a tube up your ass on a regular basis.

Spaw