Knew this woman who loved grits. But she complained that English food was bland!!! Never did figure that one out.

Give me an English breakfast any time.
Bacon, eggs, mushrooms, potatoes (maybe bubble & squeak), fried tomatoes, a couple of slices of black pudding or kidney, fried bread (in bacon grease of course). - Aaaahhh

Grits? Huh! The bag that they come in is probably tastier.

Bert.