actually all this talk about peeing standing up reminds me of a true story.....

this happened at a weekend of political pinkos getting together outside sydney, many MANY years ago...

one of the women present (lets call her .. daphne) challenged the men to a pissing competition .. standing up, to see who could piss the furtherist.. on condition they would agree to one rule..

They all agreed and lined up willingly.

Just as the judge was about to get things started, Daphne said what her one rule would be..


No Hands..


needless to say, she won hands down.


and by the way, bony bum, are you any relation to Napoleon bony bum?

now, after considering all runners, I go for the warrior women.. with Bobert as personal assistant.

free da people..