I dunno, I can't remember the words, cause I'd had a few too many drinks, but they were really clever - I can't seem to remember what it was about either. That big tall guy with the 12 string guitar did it, I think, or else it was that red haired lady with the banjo and the kazoo.

The tune sort of went something like

Dum de dum, de diddly de dum dum... I think...

Robin

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Also see Drinking on the premises