I'd like to volunteer for the job of 'High World Court Jester'. I can see myself playing with balls and trippin' on tulips all day.
If I can't be the "High World Court Jester' I would like to be 'Secretary of the Inferior'. That would make an easy job, for when your elected President,Your Benevolence, Dianavan, there will be no 'inferior', leaving my day free to play with balls and trip on tulips.