Until the unicorn or bobbert show up, I have to stick around.

Of course Curmudgeon Laureate - Don Firth

Bruce - Minister of defense? You do not have to wear the cloth. You don't have to wear anything at all.

Rustic Rebel - Please be the secretary of the inferior and the High World Court Jester. Be sure to wear that cute hate with the jingle bells on the tips.

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