Public executions?
I'd rather have orthopedic surgery!

I don't want to see Osama become a martyr. I'd much rather see him become an object of public ridicule. Lock him up in a small apartment with all 4 of his wives. Then tell us what he thinks of being on call 24/7 to change light bulbs, and fix toasters. And how he likes sharing a bathroom with 47 pairs of dripping pantyhose. Oh! and let him out once a month to buy sanitary supplies for his wives. That should be good for a real laugh!