Alright!! I have been accepted into the kitchen cabinet and I swear upon my duty to juggle all the balls that come my way. I swear that if tulips are planted near or beside me, I will dutifully trip through them as if they were meant as a sacrament set out for a meaningful relationship between all earthlings. I vow I will not make you regret your decision to make me the "High Earth Court Jester"
I vow that I will not make this thread any weirder than it already has been (Brucie!).

Don't worry folks, I won't embarrass the cabinet even if I am sitting here naked and tossing of more than 5 ladybugs crawling around my body as I type.
(No-one has to know everything do they?)