G'day,
My addition to Alison's great effort. Insert after verse 2:-

On opening night we all tuned in
Battling net congestion-O
At seven-o-five a gremlin pulled the plug
And caused world-wide frustration-O.

But Max and Bert kept battling on
Recording for posterity-O
And you can still hear their historic archive
If you listen to the Mudcat Radio.

Cheers,
Alan