Bobert - Come to Cascadia, the land of milk and honey. No pets allowed. Change your trousers and don't worry about tomorrow. We need you here, RIGHT NOW.

brucie - you nominated him! Does he have a problem accepting responsibility or just very poor self-esteem. Maybe he just can't focus or set priorities. Forget about the damn cigar. You must be referring to the U.S.ex. Besides that, only Canada has them nice, Cuban kind.

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