Martin, again, stick with what you like, but why are you bugging me about it? People are starting to think you have a crush on me, and it's embarrassing.

I knew I could get you to post something positive and useful by asking you not to, but although I had twenty bucks on it, I was still rooting for you not to be so predictable. Thanks, though.

I've recently come across some of your music posts that are actually coherent, and perfectly nice, also betraying an agreeable taste in music, and an intelligent point of view. I guess there's just something about me, and the B.S. threads generally, that makes you pop off like an idiot. Can't you think of a new joke?