Shambles - I just want you to know, from the very bottom of my heart (I just can't believe I'm standing here saying this, I'm so proud, I couldn't have done it if weren't for Joe & Max & Jeff, & all the crew {cue crocodile tears}, & my dear old mum {cue peeled onions for a more genuine article}), that if ever they do (eventually) have a category for Shambles you will 110% wholeheartedly have all of my vote (unless it gets bought off by someone else), no I mean it, I really do, I love you all.

After all, no-one I know is a bigger shambles than yo...

Hang on, that doesn't read quite as I meant it...

[To be taken with, not so much a pinch, as a MINE of salt! ;)]

Rædwulf the Luvvie