I haven't watched the Oscars for years. Watched it once and that was enough for me. It's like post-game interviews with sports people: Yeah, we uh worked hard on offense but we really had good defensive play. Uh . . . . Blah, blah, blah.

Some of these Oscar people are wearing clothes--the cost of which--could feed a family for a year. I don't need to see that. Yes, you hair is absolutely darrrrling. Hug hug, kiss kiss. Let's do lunch. Gimme a break.