Looking for the words to this song....don't know the writer...this may not even be the title, but it was on a CD called "Laugh Tracks" (I believe)which was a composite of live humorous songs put out after a workshop of comical songs. It's a very witty reference to the problems that occurred when Gays tried to march in the St Patrick's Day parade (I believe it was in NYC.)

Some lines were..."you can be a bum, a bucket of scum, who sits around all day, but you can't be Irish if you're gay" [something like that. Does anybody have the words?