Much to the dismay of the Welsh peoples, they share their day with the birth of Skipjack.

So. To the "Oil Barron of Humberside".

His Lardship.

Skipjack, oil of Ulay.

Happy Birthday greetings.

There is a new family crest devised which is to be lodged at the Heraldic centre for the vasselines of Great Britain. It is two crosssed chips in a vat of fat.

Have a great day.

Love n peace.

your pet, r o'leum.(Irish)