I haz a Marfa Stewart rake. It come frum K-Mart. It works good. I likes it. My leaves likes it. They thinks it's really cool to git raked up by sumfin' wif Marfa's name on it. I haz had it fer a year an' it ain't broke yet. It is a purty shartroose chartruze green color. I would rather had it in some other color, but it were all K-Mart had an' I guess Marfa's got all that shit figgered out an' knows whut sells.

Anyways, I never understood that insider tradin' stuff no how. It's sorta like sumbody's gonna throw a bucket of shit at ya and ya ain't s'pozed to duck?