I'm not certain what conclusion to draw regarding the male contributors to this thread who are so contemptuous of Martha Stewart that it makes them write condescendingly in a phony 'folksy' pidgin English to make their snide remarks about Martha Stewart.

Dear GUEST,

I'm not certain either. In fact, I'm not certain how you were able to draw the conclusions you have drawn based upon the text of the post to which you have alluded. It was meant to be funny. That's all. I have no opinion regarding Ms Stewart and if you found anything contemptuous, condescending or snide in it you were hallucinating.

It's a good rake and I don't give a shit whether it has Martha Stewart's name on it or not.