Lately the absence of Fiddlemania makes me wonder what will the men of violence now do for inspiration. Perhaps like the hapless pidgeons likewise afflicted with Fiddle-ear they are becoming dis-oriented? We have seen some come and go -Slobo, Panic, Osama, Saddam and some still waiting in the wings, Kim Jong Ill - a sick turkey if ever there was one- Peverted Musfartiff - friend of the US for now, a few hanging about Starbucks across from the UN, a load drying out in the Congo ...where they are safe, and so on.

We have our own and we all know how that happened, on second thoughts perhaps not all of us. Still Mr Pilldropper has yet to fly Transcontinental, 1st Class of course, we would not want innocent bystanders irrigated with HIS sneezing and wheezing full of all that high octane snot.

I have to go fix some democrats but I will be back