The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #65778 Message #1128229
Posted By: Shanghaiceltic
03-Mar-04 - 12:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2004
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2004
A twist on an old one.
> > >Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg? >A wonky donkey > >Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? >A winky wonky donkey > >Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye and making love? >A bonky winky wonky donkey > >Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, making love while >farting? >A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey > >Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, making love, >farting and wearing blue suede shoes? >A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey > >Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love, >farting,wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano? >A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey > >Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love, >farting, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus? >.. >..scroll down. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >: >: > > >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. >.. > >F**kin' talented! >