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Thread #65778   Message #1128229
Posted By: Shanghaiceltic
03-Mar-04 - 12:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2004
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2004
A twist on an old one.

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>Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg?
>A wonky donkey
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>Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
>A winky wonky donkey
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>Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye and making love?
>A bonky winky wonky donkey
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>Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, making love while
>farting?
>A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
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>Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, making love,
>farting and wearing blue suede shoes?
>A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
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>Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love,
>farting,wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
>A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
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>Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love,
>farting, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus?
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>F**kin' talented!
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