Watch that loose tongue, Mr Cluin, or we'll introduce you to the gunner's daughter!

No, Flattop, I'm not begruding the doomed 1500 their moments of passion. Not at all. A few such moments could be nice. I'm just objecting to being subjected to a melodramatic "moment" of passion that lasts the better part of 3 hours and gets in the way of the whole rest of the story.

And I'm objecting to Celine Dionne. I went to Cuba to get away from such stuff, and even the kids there were singing that silly song.

- LH