The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1128720
Posted By: Rustic Rebel
03-Mar-04 - 06:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Oh Dear Amos, I just make it up!
Although I see a mistake. I meant that the Flenturopalatorins had to consume 2,222 of those little creame filled spongified cakes.

Then came the discovery of the deep-fried Twinkie. The Flenturopalatorins indeed played a huge part in this discovery. It happened like this. One day little Jackie Horner, was sitting in a corner and his mother had placed 13 twinkies in front of him. You see Jackie had lost his pleasurable gladiomorfeous extiacencialflactusumnorous feeling and his mother, Gladys, was now confronted with a problem that had not existed since their discovery of Twinkies.
Everyone in the village could not fathom this problem, but many had ideas on how to handle it. "Give the boy more Twinkies", "put the boy in a corner to contemplate his extrinsic existence and where he would be without a cake", "give the boy a deepfrier", "let the boy have a beer with his Twinkie", Oh the ideas were too numerous to detail.
But Gladys took all advice to heart and set before her son sitting in the corner, all of the things that were advised.
Well Little Jackie Horner, got bored sitting in the corner and started to play with his Twinkies and beer, flour and deep frier and that's how he discovered a new way of eating his Twinkie. And when he ate his new gourmet Twinkie his gladiomorfeous extiacencialflactusumnorous existance returned and once again the Twinkie triumphed and the village was content.