The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1129605
Posted By: Rustic Rebel
05-Mar-04 - 03:25 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I can love it that I wasn't included into the Mad Cat, Mud cat Bullshitters association according to the Hat Cat. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Now, the Twinkie had the elite Twinkie clan so worked up on sugar that they forgot the basic elements of life.
Basic elements being...
Love sugar but don't forget where it came from.
Let sugar be your god/ess, but don't let it rule your life.
Sugar is your god/ess, but don't forget yourself, just a spoonfull of sugar, helps the medicine go down
Because the Twinkie sugar had such a powerful effect on the Flenturopalatorins, it made them plain ass goofy.
They came to think they were the omnipotent and they could name anything in the universe what they chose to call anything in the universe. That is when they decided that calling a street a street was not good. Therefore the Flenturopalatorins declared that a street was no longer a street, but it shall now and fore-ever be called a streat.