Anyone catch the new TV (US) for a telephone long distance plan called "Rewards"? A stout woman is seen stapling up a reward notice for return of her missing hamster and a passerby notices what she's doing and then notices something moving about in the lower back of her top and endeavors to capture it, much to her shock. I believe he's hauled away for molestation. Clearly the more appropriate charge would be "hamsterstation."

I don't think I'll change my long distance calling plan but the ad did catch my eye.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble