See, I'm one of the invisible special forces - so quiet, never seen, yet always there.
Jesus, what a load of old cobblers!
Anyway, who the hell ARE you, mudguard? Do I know you? Have we met? What instrument do you play? Do you agree that Starbucks do really good frappuccino and aren't as bad as Macdonalds? Will you buy me an orange squash if I sing you a song you like?
Looking forward to meeting you. I sing, play guitar, banjo, mandola, bodhran, harmonica etc. None of it very well, but I do know a lot of tunes to play along to.